Political PyroNovember 21, 2009 10:47 pm

This from the THINKPROGRESS Web Site:

This week, both the websites of CafePres.com and Zazle.com decided to stop selling merchandise that featured the latest right-wing craze: the slogan “Pray for Obama: Psalm 109:8.” However, Cafe Press then changed its mind and told ThinkProgress that it was reinstating the merchandise, which fell within “fair political commentary.”

Whether it’s “fair political commentary” was quickly questioned. While 109:8 reads, “Let his days be few; and let another take his office,” the next line is, “Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow,” suggesting far more violent rhetoric than simple criticism. Diana Butler Bass at Beliefnet has explained that Psalm 109 is “considered one of the most difficult of all the psalms — full of violent images of vengeance and death.”

This From the POLITICALPYRO.Blog

The new item is more to the point… so to speak. Shown here by Speaker of the House D-Nancy Pelosi, the new item gives the “American voter a view of how we are going to stick it to them”, exclaimed a worked-up Pelosi.

“Sales are through the bottom and up to the roof” said a light hearted and gay unnamed source at contributors.blogsome.com. “We never expected that this item would bring so much pleasure to so many, it was truly unexpected joy and an uplifting moment for us.”

The portion of the Psalm 120:2 that the Pelosi strap-on is speaking too is verse 2:

Deliver my soul,
O LORD, from lying lips,
From a deceitful tongue.

Sources outside the White House said that the “Forgive Obama’s Lies” strap-on incorporated the big three (Religion, Politics and Sex) where the Bear and Button only had just two. The sources went on to say…” Any time you can merge those three things, you have what we deem here in Washington the ‘Bill Clinton Tri-fecta’.”

I leave it up to you… A cuddly bear, or a Pelosi and her strap-on…

Political PyroSeptember 6, 2009 11:45 am

The Pyro still goes without basic Internet service… But, from time to time he will text message me and unload a few thoughts or ask me what I would like him to comment on. Today you will be treated to his latest cynical rant…. Ted Kennedy.

When others speak about Ted they look at his so called ‘contributions’ rather than his character as a human being. Ted’s unwillingness to resign is key when assessing this.

Like Woodrow Wilson whose wife ran the country for over a year when he was incapacitated by a stroke… Kennedy clung on to his power tighter than his own wheelchair when bouncers from the local titty bar were hired to lift the senators fat ass on and off his majesty’s royal yacht.

It has been rumored but not confirmed that during the inaugural when Teddy suffered a massive seizure someone managed to stick a pen in his gin filled mouth to get a signature for the pending Health Care takeover.

Even in death Kennedy still retains his power to sign legislation… aids have been seen placing documents over his grave for 2 drops of alcohol that percolates from the gin soaked soil above his coffin.

These drops, like the drool from the corners of Wilson’s paralyzed mouth will serve as an official signature until his replacement can be named in 2025, when the grave is expected to run dry.

Any senator with any regard for his constituents would have allowed the people to name a replacement the second he was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer.

But not Teddy. He was only loyal to himself.

The way you can tell that Teddy sucked as a human and a politician is that he never ate a bullet. It would have been a waste of metal.

As his brothers lay in their graves, done in by the hands of hired mob assassins… Teddy was given a pass for his grandfathers gangster days as a rum runner… As Joe amassed blood money that fueled the ambitions of his corrupt, power motivated doings. The irresponsible behavior that surrounded Teddy’s life style was SOP.

This is why Teddy saw himself as immortal… He thought he could buy his way out of death.

So the senate seat now remains vacant, as so do the eyes of Mary Jo Kopechne, amidst the ruins created by a man whose legacy was merely to create a pile of human wreckage for someone else to sort through and clean up.

After the success of Mary Jo’s demise, Ted Kennedy elected himself Mayor of Cooterville and stamped his way through fifths of Jack Daniels and a populace of pussy.

He was so far down the tit line he had to suck his moms asshole.

Sorry ass Commie Fuck! Never worked a day in this life. He should be deader.

Political PyroJuly 19, 2009 10:58 am

‘The Cause of My Life’> This is what Ted Kennedy deems his calling.
Inside the fight for universal health care.

>Click Here for the Link<

You know what Americas problem is? Its people like Ted Kennedy. Here is a murderous, rapist, drunken, drug using, scandalous, and lets not forget… privileged family with no end insight of ever spending its ill gotten family fortune and they want to give us something that he wouldn’t even use. Hey Ted, watch this video and tell me… Why should I trust you?

Marion ValentineJuly 8, 2009 8:37 pm

CNSNews.com
Federal Government Was Culprit in Housing and Economic Crisis, Says Congressional Report
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
By Fred Lucas, Staff Writer

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE ACTUAL REPORT

Washington (CNSNews.com) – Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were the chief culprits in the housing crisis because they encouraged people who could not afford payments to borrow money, according to a congressional report released Tuesday.

The claims in the report have long been advanced by conservatives, who argue that the Community Reinvestment Act and other federal programs fed the housing bubble that burst in 2007 and led to the economic downfall in 2008.

But the report explains in detail how Fannie and Freddie — government sponsored enterprises (GSE) that were not subject to the same oversight as other publicly traded firms — “privatized their profits but socialized their risks.”

“In the short run, this government intervention was successful in its stated goal – raising the national homeownership rate,” says the report, the result of an investigation launched last fall by Republican members of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.

“However, the ultimate effect was to create a mortgage tsunami that wrought devastation on the American people and economy,” says the report. “While government intervention was not the sole cause of the financial crisis, its role was significant and has received too little attention.”

The report talks about the Clinton administration’s National Homeownership Strategy, citing President Clinton’s directive to “lift America’s homeownership rate to an all-time high by the end of the century.”

The Clinton strategy further said that Freddie and Fannie should reduce down-payment requirements and, according to the report, “called for increased use of ‘flexible underwriting criteria,’ which it said could be achieved in concert with ‘liberalized affordable housing underwriting criteria.’”

“That is the perfect smoking gun that tells how Barney Frank [D-Mass.], the Clinton administration and others would do it in those days,” Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.), the ranking member on the House Oversight and Government Affairs Committee, said Tuesday in a speech at the Heritage Foundation.

“The seeds of the meltdown began with the well-intentioned goal that everyone have a home even if they can’t afford it,” he said. “It led to one of the biggest ponzi schemes ever.”

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac made 54 percent of the “subprime” mortgage loans from 2002 to 2007, or about $1.9 trillion in mortgage loans to borrowers with credit scores lower than 660.

The report comes after Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) – who fought against regulation of the two quasi-public mortgage giants — and Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) wrote a letter in June to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac calling on the GSEs to lower lending standards on condo buyers.

The report argues that lowered lending standards were the cause of the housing crisis and did not exempt the Republicans or the Bush administration from blame. It said placing certain lending quotas for under-served populations allowed “both Democratic and Republican administrations to consistently make campaign promises to boost homeownership through government intervention in the market.

Consequently, under both the Clinton and Bush administrations, HUD dramatically increased these quotas, which reached their zenith when the Bush administration raised them to 56 percent, 27 percent and 39 percent, respectively.”

“As home prices continued their dizzying rise, many people decided to cash in by buying a house with an adjustable rate mortgage featuring a low introductory teaser rate set to increase after a few years,” the report continues.

“These borrowers, confident in the oft-cited assertion that U.S. home values had never before fallen in the aggregate, planned to sell or refinance their investment before the mortgage rate adjusted upward, pocketing the difference between the initial purchase price and the subsequent appreciation in value,” says the report. “However, buyers failed to grasp the effect of a government policy that had quietly eroded the prudential limits on mortgage leverage, creating a dangerous speculative bubble.”

The report also talks about how the two GSEs became a powerful lobby. Fannie Mae CEO Jim Johnson opened up “partnership offices” in congressional districts, hired relatives of members of Congress, and GSE employees contributed $15 million to federal campaigns from 1998 to 2008. Throughout that time, all attempted reforms in Congress were blocked.

Also, in 1995, “Johnson seeded the Fannie Mae Foundation with $350 million of Fannie stock. The company used this foundation to spread millions of dollars around to politically connected organizations like the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute,” states the report.

Fannie and Freddie were not subject to regulation by the Securities and Exchange Commission, while executives were paid well. Former Fannie CEO Franklin Raines earned more than $50 million in compensation during his six-years at the helm, the report says. Fannie and Freddie paid billions more to shareholders. “Thus, the government subsidizations of GSE operations amounted to little more than corporate welfare,” the report says.

The report cites Frank’s accusations that to blame Fannie and Freddie is to blame only the lender and not the borrower.

“This misses the mark entirely. In fact, responsibility for the erosion of mortgage lending standards, which began with government affordable housing policy, rests squarely on the policy makers who advocated these ill-conceived policies in the first place,” the report says. “Borrowers quite naturally responded to the incentives they were given, irrespective of their socioeconomic status, and risky lending spread to the wider mortgage market.”

Terry LanciottiJanuary 20, 2009 5:49 pm

Kennedy and Byrd stricken at Obama lunch

Ted Kennedy was taken out of Barack Obama’s Statuary Hall Congressional luncheon after suffering an apparent seizure — a few minutes after Sen. Robert Byrd was removed in his wheelchair under the supervision of medical personnel. It was rumored that both had the Cannoli

There dropping like flies… 3 more to go. Who is next?

In a totally unrelated story:

Leno and Fallon have words…

Terry LanciottiJanuary 15, 2009 7:47 pm


Partial Transcript:

A Freudian slip?

3:11 ~ Ted Kennedy, the brother of John and Robert Kennedy… It is alleged that he was involved with a young woman named Mary Jo Kopechne, who was also killed in an automobile accident that he claims the he could not save her, he swam to power, she-toa-toa, safety. She died there in that automobile.