The Pyro still goes without basic Internet service… But, from time to time he will text message me and unload a few thoughts or ask me what I would like him to comment on. Today you will be treated to his latest cynical rant…. Ted Kennedy.

When others speak about Ted they look at his so called ‘contributions’ rather than his character as a human being. Ted’s unwillingness to resign is key when assessing this.

Like Woodrow Wilson whose wife ran the country for over a year when he was incapacitated by a stroke… Kennedy clung on to his power tighter than his own wheelchair when bouncers from the local titty bar were hired to lift the senators fat ass on and off his majesty’s royal yacht.

It has been rumored but not confirmed that during the inaugural when Teddy suffered a massive seizure someone managed to stick a pen in his gin filled mouth to get a signature for the pending Health Care takeover.

Even in death Kennedy still retains his power to sign legislation… aids have been seen placing documents over his grave for 2 drops of alcohol that percolates from the gin soaked soil above his coffin.

These drops, like the drool from the corners of Wilson’s paralyzed mouth will serve as an official signature until his replacement can be named in 2025, when the grave is expected to run dry.

Any senator with any regard for his constituents would have allowed the people to name a replacement the second he was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer.

But not Teddy. He was only loyal to himself.

The way you can tell that Teddy sucked as a human and a politician is that he never ate a bullet. It would have been a waste of metal.

As his brothers lay in their graves, done in by the hands of hired mob assassins… Teddy was given a pass for his grandfathers gangster days as a rum runner… As Joe amassed blood money that fueled the ambitions of his corrupt, power motivated doings. The irresponsible behavior that surrounded Teddy’s life style was SOP.

This is why Teddy saw himself as immortal… He thought he could buy his way out of death.

So the senate seat now remains vacant, as so do the eyes of Mary Jo Kopechne, amidst the ruins created by a man whose legacy was merely to create a pile of human wreckage for someone else to sort through and clean up.

After the success of Mary Jo’s demise, Ted Kennedy elected himself Mayor of Cooterville and stamped his way through fifths of Jack Daniels and a populace of pussy.

He was so far down the tit line he had to suck his moms asshole.

Sorry ass Commie Fuck! Never worked a day in this life. He should be deader.